May 2012
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right now i just feel like losing 15 lbs. fuck off.
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gonna start menstrual clots anonymous: for those who are insecure or scared of their cycles & how to embrace the thick bloody uterus lining that physically represents a collection of our womanhood
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i like when objects are referred to as slutty. “you fucking slut recliner - just pop your footrest for any ol’ person”
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listen up, are there any ladies who need a thin, middle eastern long-schlonged shag partner? or a mysterious male who is pale & edgy*? (this one costs $). you should be in the philadelphia or new york area. email me @ madamofsexe@aol.com.
*willing to have encounters with men & women
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i keep trying to take a picture alright? is that possible without my glorified MJ tshirt judging me at every pose. I JUST WANT TO EXPOSE MYSELF. DON’T LOOK DOWN ON ME FROM HEAVEN WITH SUCH DISDAIN.
if anything you should frown upon my mother who just farted in bed - a really squeaky one too, high pitched “hehe” even.
she said “leave me alone” after her little...
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understand that my hands are really greasy, and i’ve consistently smelled my crotch every 5 minutes for the past hour. true life: i am diseased
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what does queue do in terms of my benefit??? shit. i don’t queue. i blog real time bitches. if i disappear for a month that’s the way the titties tumble, okay. lick it up.
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i miss when my vagina used to throb uncontrollably, ahhh my youth
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tongue sore for no reason. temperature at least 1000 degrees. sweating from my legpits. frizzy fro lock hair has created a nest for pigeons. hunger is the least of my problems.
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get with it. some portion of my time is spent following a trail of bread crumbs from bloggie to bloggie reading pages of human depravity and a lot of life’s chunky vomit
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Anger is our natural defense against pain. So when I say I hate you, it really means you hurt me.
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i was gonna take a picture of my pizza, but i ate it.
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i do not like when i cannot contact my person
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want to kill everyone
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i keep clicking refresh waiting for fb not to be boring
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don’t worry my weird overshadows your boring
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my mom said i have to throw out the can of blood, or she’ll strangle me - this is my reaction:
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i think my finger is going to fall off. it looks pretty narsty. it smells too. like dead gerbils.
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you're all fucking dried poop smears
why did i post a picture of myself. i’m too lazy to tag things. what. don’t stare at me.
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so cullen has a band with malcolm, and they’re going to go on tour after i graduate, so i can monitor the drug habits & feed the audience my menstrual clots.
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i wanna show off my bloooooood
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TELL GOD I'M HUNGRY & HILARIOUS. WATCH OUT.
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ariaserious asked: mira, will you be my girlfriend?
